WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- D.C. police have resumed the search for Relisha Rudd. The world is a terrible place. (via Washington Post)
- A charter school is suing anti-abortion protesters because they’re garbage people (sorry not sorry, Grandma). (via Washington Post)
- We all just want to be able to get high at our favorite bars and clubs, is that too much to ask? (via WAMU)
- Washingtonian is going hard with all these long reads about Metro. (via Washingtonian)
- The Old Ebbitt Grill makes a stupid amount of money. Seriously tho, it’s absurd. (via City Paper)
- Greater Greater Washington takes a solid stance on allowing cyclists to treat stop signs like yield signs. (via GGW)
- Buy your loved ones some really cool D.C. records this year. (via DCist)
- Spike Mendelsohn and his business partner Vinoda Basnayake spill details about their new cocktail bar. (via Washingtonian)
- Another snowy owl died. Jesus, today really is the worst. (via Washington Post)
- Pay attention to these chefs in 2016. (via Thrillist)