WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- A baby octopus was born at an aquarium in Virginia and the video is hypnotizing.
- D.C. police are not big fans of the weed parties that have popped up all over D.C.
- City Paper has a great story about D.C.’s youngest council member, Ward 8’s Trayon White.
- Check out this history of D.C.’s military parades. Don’t they look fun?
- Metro tracks aren’t the only thing in desperate need of repair.
- Just like your favorite podcast, the Prince of Petworth himself has started a Patreon account.
- Since the Newseum is drowning in debt, they’re discussing the possibility of selling its iconic building.
- Here’s a fun and flirty rundown of the dirtiest fast food joints in D.C. We can’t believe Popeye’s is doing this to us. We feel thoroughly betrayed.
- The 90s obsession is slowly slipping into an 80s obsession with the return of blue curacao.
- We got a quick look at A Rake’s Progress bonkers dessert menu yesterday, but here’s a photo of the dinner menu in all its glory. I need that rabbit stuffed rabbit ASAP.
- In the bougiest crime I’ve ever heard, a man broke into a country club in Virginia and stole 11 different golf clubs.
- If you’re a beer fiend, you’re going to want to check out Fairfax’s newest bar.
- D.C. is getting another distillery. It’s going to be operating right out of The Wharf and will involve some collaboration with Erik Bruner-Yang and Bryan Voltaggio.
- Want to tackle Valentine’s Day dinner like a pro? Washingtonian has some excellent advice on how to beat the crowds.
