WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- A military parade might be coming to a Pennslyvania Avenue near you.
- Although, the D.C. Council is definitely not a fan.
- George Pelecanos (of The Wire, The Deuce) is filming a movie about D.C. and, shocker, he’s actually filming it in D.C.
- A Virginian town of 1500 is down to its last police officer and if this isn’t some viral marketing for a new horror movie I will be shocked.
- Today’s Metro Update: It’s still as crowded as ever and it still might catch on fire.
- Remember that racist Snapchat that went viral at GW? Student leaders want the sorority related to snap to be expelled, and I can’t say I blame them.
- The folks behind Quarry House Tavern, Bar Charley, Slash Run, and Little Coco’s are opening up some of the best neighborhood bars in D.C.
- After almost at decade in D.C., The Gibson decides to switch it up with a new bar staff and a no reservations policy.
- And speaking of new things, A Rakes Progress has a bonkers new dessert menu that makes some very interesting design choices.
- Still don’t know what you’re going to do for Valentine’s Day? Consider these romantic bars and restaurants sprinkled around D.C.
- Have you seen the Succotash in Penn Quarter? It’s stupidly, insanely beautiful.
- La Mano Coffee Bar is closing in Takoma Park. Grab your last Ceremony brew before it’s too late.
- A pickup truck drove through a bakery in Montgomery County. These stories always captivate me because I’ve never understood how the hell anyone runs into a building like that.
- The Georgetown home where JFK and Jackie met is on the market and it’s just as expensive as you think it is!