WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- This is the weirdest story we’ve read all day and a fun reminder that the Internet can be a dumb / bad place.
- Women have been sharing their public transportation harassment stories and it’s not a fun read, but it is an important one.
- PSA of the Day: Telemundo Washington is hosting a phone bank for people who have questions about TPS.
- Two boats at the James Creek Marina caught on fire and then sunk. What a fun omen for 2018.
- Discovery Communications is getting the hell out of Silver Spring.
- In street wear news: Customs agents at Dulles seized more than $50,000 in fake Air Jordans. You could buy more than 250 Air Jordans with that money.
- You know that nap studio downtown? The dude who owns it was on Shark Tank and it did not go well…
- José Andrés continues to be a wonderful person who we do not deserve.
- Vogue asked some journalists about where they hang out in D.C. Honestly if you’re looking to hang out with journalists, any place with a half decent happy hour near the Post / CNN / ABC / NBC (etc) office will net you the same results.
- Google Earth has a new plug in that allows you to check out what will happen if the water level rises by eight feet! What a cool and non-anxiety inducing feature.
- Eater has a fun list of the most photogenic dishes in the nation, and Mirabelle’s strawberry tart made the cut.
- Feeling hungry? Sexy? Both? DC Refined has a list of all the things you can (and should) pick up at Toli Moli’s Union Market stand.
- If it’s always been your dream to be one of the racing presidents at a Nats game, get your shit together and apply! The deadline is tomorrow.
