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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • PSA of the Day: Don’t drive down bike trails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (via WUSA9)
  • It is very cold here and I know it is colder in other places some of the time / all of the time but I do not care and neither do my (imaginary) good friends at the Washington Post.
  • Also it’s so cold you can walk across the Reflecting Pool so suck it. (via WUSA9)

  • D.C. isn’t afraid of Jeff Sessions’ weed threats. (via WUSA9)
  • Smithsonian wants to do a little Mall remodeling and people are not happy about it. (via Washington Post)
  • An elderly sloth died at the Zoo. Her name was Ms. Chips. Let’s take a moment of silence. (via WTOP)

  • Although we did get a brand new tiger so I guess god really did open that window after all. (via Washingtonian)
  • 27th Street (near Foggy Bottom) is fucked. Don’t drive it unless you’re ready to pull out some Tonya Harding moves. (via WTOP)
  • Current Newspapers aren’t doing so hot. (via Washingtonian)
  • The Black Cat is being renovated and will be closed for most of January. They’ll be putting in an elevator tho so that’s sick! (via DCMD)

  • Here’s a list of DCPL’s most popular books and magazines in 2017, just in case you need something to read while you’re huddled in your home under multiple blankets. (via City Paper)
  • Feeling brave enough to leave the house? Cuddle up in these cozy bars and drink until you can’t feel the cold / remember you’re own name (kidding…?) (via Zagat)

  • 3 Kings Cake is popping up all over D.C. (via WAMU)
  • And we have more historic buildings than Boston, Chicago and Philly combined so I think that means we’re better than everyone? Agreed? Cool. (via Greater Greater Washington)