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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • No one cares about food trucks anymore. (via City Paper)
  • RIP Source Festival. (via DC Theatre Scene)
  • Everyone was drinking so much at an AU frat party that the air tested positive for alcohol. I know that’s insane and bad, but I’m also impressed. (via WJLA)

  • Surprise! The Bible Museum attracts exactly the kind of folks you thought it would attract, namely, pretty religious people. (via Post)
  • In food news, a Peruvian restaurant from Florida is opening up in D.C. Just in case you thought we didn’t have enough Peruvian food. (via City Paper)
  • City Winery (not District Winery) is getting closer and closer to opening up in Ivy City. Eater has some pictures of the construction zone, if that’s something you’re into.

  • A woman punched a stranger in the head in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot in Virginia. The victim still has no idea who the woman is, or why she punched him. (via WJLA)
  • In very fun news, Pepco wants to charge D.C. residents more. (via WTOP)
  • Remember when I said it definitely wasn’t going to snow on Christmas? I was wrong! Maybe! (via WUSA9)