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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • If you’re wondering why your red line commute was so bad this morning, it’s because a man was hit by a train in Cleveland Park. (via Post)
  • Here’s another fun reminder that quicksand is the scariest thing on planet earth and if the ground wants to eat you, it sure as hell will. (via WTOP)

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  • Virginia’s newest restaurant really doesn’t want you to worry about tipping. (via Eater)
  • It’s amazing that the Redskins are still called the Redskins in 2017… and yet. (via WTOP)

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  • D.C. is using a computer model to fight against our ever growing rat problem and everything I just wrote sounds like it’s the plot of a self published science fiction novel. (via WAMU)
  • The Watergate lock sold for $62,500. I mean sure. (via Washingtonian)
  • It’s going to be balmy as hell this week, so you might as well let your white Christmas dreams die now. (via Post)

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