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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • At this point it feels like the red line would be of more use if it was actively on fire. (via NBC)
  • Tom Sietsema ranked some of America’s most famous chain restaurants and I could not disagree with his Outback opinion less! Their clam chowder is good! I swear! (via Post)

  • For the low, low price of $50,000 you can own the lock that kicked off the Watergate scandal. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer. (via Washingtonian)
  • If you’re looking to be real irresponsible, Ten Tigers is serving up $1 Sapporo drafts and $1 cocktails all night long. (via Eater)
  • And Dupont Circle is getting a club that will be open from 6 a.m. to 4 a.m., just in case you need somewhere to party before breakfast. (via Eater)

  • A stage play based off The Wire is debuting at the Bethesda Blues & Jazz Supper Club and no one told David Simon. (via Washingtonian)
  • The Line Hotel is finally opening up, but we’ll still have to wait for some of their big name restaurants. (via Post)
  • WTOP is claiming sours are going to get even bigger in 2018. Damn I hope they’re right.

  • If you want to spend your Metro ride learning getting nerdy about public transportation, here’s a fun graph that shows which counties in the US use transit the most. (via GGW)
  • And just in case you missed it, it’s fucking cold. (via NBC)