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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • There’s a rally for Puerto Rico happening on the Capitol right now. (via DCist)
  • Good news! The Jefferson is 100% less grimy. (via WTOP)
  • Washingtonian is ranking all of the Nationals player’s butts and even though this is maybe kind of sleazy, I love it. This is content I can get behind.

  • Alchemist Coffee Co. wants to show you the nitrogen light. (via City Paper)
  • About half of the BYT team got lost going to The Wharf today, but DCist has a list of all the ways to go there so you don’t make the same mistakes.
  • Some Walking Dead memorabilia is now in the American History Museum and I’m a little confused? Do people really still watch that show? Is it that important to our history? Call me when they’ve got some LOST shit in there. (via WJLA)

  • Surprise! The Kennedy Center has canceled its event with Harvey Weinstein. (via DCist)
  • Dudes are injecting shit into their jawlines to make their faces look hotter. Welcome to being a woman! (via Washingtonian)
  • Muriel Bowser is writing for Cosmo on the side…
  • Please buy me a house boat. Please. (via Curbed)