DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
kaylee | Oct 4, 2017 | 4:00PM |

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • A man has escaped D.C. police custody and was last seen in Park View. He’s probably harmless, but I also feel like this is how every scary movie starts so… (via WUSA9)

  • This is the opposite of harmless, but a passenger threatened an X2 driver with a knife last night. (via WTOP)
  • And speaking of horrible bus news, that woman who threw piss at a Metrobus driver was definitely on PCP. (via NBC)
  • A gummy bear cleanse is a real thing you can do and it sounds even worse than a juice cleanse? Right? (via Post)

  • Washingtonian is begging and pleading for tech billionaires to come to D.C. and make everything better… but San Francisco doesn’t seem to be having the best time right now, so I’m skeptical. (via Washingtonian)
  • The Kennedy Center has dabbled in hip-hop before, but they’re finally announcing a hip-hop season. Hell yeah. (via DCist)
  • RIP Satellite Room tater tots. (via POPville)
  • Speaking of delicious, greasy food, we all need to band together and save one of D.C.’s last diners. (via Urban Turf)