WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- The District has suddenly started carrying about laws that bar dogs from hanging out on restaurant patios. Say goodbye to dog watching at The Midlands. (via WUSA9)
- Speaking of dogs, that bougie dog hotel is opening up in Adams Morgan next week. (via City Paper)
- Tom Sietsema isn’t as hyped about Mirabelle as everyone thought he would be. (via Post)
- The new Metro cars are having safety issues! Get ready for longer waits and more crowding. I’m so glad they raised the fares for this. (via DCist)
- Find yourself stuck in Union Station, waiting for a Megabus that’s already been delayed twice? Here’s your ultimate guide to the food, shopping and history of the building. (via Curbed)
- Locale Workspace might be coming to Kennedy St. Maybe. (via POPville)
- The GW student behind the Instagram @insultcakes learned the hard way that you can’t operate a business out of your dorm room. And by the hard way I mean everything is mostly fine. (via Post)
- Union Stage will be hosting shows at Eastern Market’s Miracle Theater until they officially open up at The Wharf. (via DCMD)