DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
kaylee | Sep 11, 2017 | 4:00PM |

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • D.C. hates Trump more than anyone else hates Trump. (via DCist)
  • Speaking of Trump, two folks have been taken into custody after they threw a notebook and a sign over the north fence of the White House this morning. Man I want to know what that sign / notebook said real bad. (via DCist)

  • Of course Takoma park has a folk festival and of course it’s wonderful and life affirming. (via DCMD)
  • The trains were 90% on time this month. Now if only Metro could do that every month for the rest of forever. (via WAMU)
  • The Wharf is really, truly, honestly going to open in a month. (via WTOP)

  • Obama stopped by McKinley Tech to hang out with some students last week. In other, vaguely related but definitely not as important news, had a stress dream I was going back to high school last night. (via WTOP)
  • The famously fancy and expensive Japanese restaurant, Nobu is opening in West End tomorrow. If you live in the condos above, you get exclusive access to Nobu take out, which means exclusive takeout is a thing now. Get ready to see it at all of your favorite local Michelin rated restaurants in a few months. (via Washingtonian)

  • Say goodbye to your favorite local restaurant, the Chinatown Hooters. (via POPville)
  • The Shrimp Boat is back and it’s serving donuts. (via Post)
  • Go get a bagel. You deserve a bagel. (via Zagat)