WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

• We put Compass Coffee’s cup sizes to the test on our Instagram and here are the results. The left is a large, by the way.

• A man was struck by a Metro train in Arlington. (via DCist)
• Blue Bottle opens it’s doors to the caffeine obsessed in Georgetown. (via DCist)

• It’s National Ice Cream Month, but don’t let the world tell you what to do. You can eat ice cream any damn day you want. (via NBC)
• Say goodbye to that sweet sweet free Saturday Metro parking. (via WAMU)

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Wednesday 08/23

The Time Machine Roast @ DC Improv

$10

A (totally real and functioning) time machine has gone haywire, and famous people throughout history are being transported through time to the Dupont Underground. What happens when historical figures share a stage? They burn each other with hilarious jokes, just like the roasts you've seen on TV. Watch some of DC's favorite local comics get into character (and costume) to play the roles of history's most famous figures -- from musicians and scientists to emperors and warlords -- and roast each other right in front of you. The jokes might be mean, but they're never too soon.

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• The Air and Space Museum is low key falling apart. (via NBC)
• A local rides one of those double decker tour buses and lives to tell the tale. (via Post)
• DC Refined has a list of comfortable, all day hang out spots.