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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Espita gets a brand new chef and I’m personally very nervous about it. (via Washingtonian)
  • The FBI issues a big old JK LOL to the District. (via Post)

  • In good news…
  • Did you know the Lotus and Water Lilly festival was a thing? (via WTOP)
  • Metro is spending $400,000 on their Back2Good marketing campaign to bring back riders, instead of, you know, using that money for tangible improvements. (via WAMU)
  • Speaking of Metro, they’re also updating the Union Station entrance. (via WTOP)

  • Hate symbols like nooses and swastikas are being spotted all over Montgomery County. (via Post)
  • The Check It members have just opened a community center in SE. (via WAMU)
  • Meanwhile, weird giant bowls are popping up all over Arlington. (via Washingtonian)