WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

• Congress is afraid of women’s shoulders. (via CBS)

• There’s a bee colony on top of D.C.’s wastewater treatment plant. Man, I can’t wait until the bee population goes back up and I can go back to hating them without feeling bad. (via Post)
• In other good news, violent crime is down… for now. (via WTOP)
• A new ride share service is taking over Arlington and it’s offering free trips. Also, it’s called Sprynt because everything is bad. (via Post)

• I can almost guarantee you wont be able to get into Daikaya’s next pop up. (via City Paper)
• Food deserts are real, and so are gym deserts. (via DC Policy Center)
• The Women’s March organizers plan their next protest at the NRA headquarters in Fairfax. (via DCist)

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Thursday 09/28

Bert Kreischer @ DC Improv

$25

The Bert Kreischer party train keeps picking up speed. Thanks to a Rolling Stone profile, he finished college at Florida State with a reputation as the country’s biggest party animal. He spun that into TV hosting gigs and a stand-up comedy career. Bert is always on the hunt for adventure, and he loves sharing his experiences on stage. He wrote a best-selling memoir in recent years, and his 2016 Showtime special was a smash hit.

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• Chef Scott Drewno’s newest project opens today, and we’re already drooling. (via ChiKo)
• Speaking of food, Sweetgreen’s newest Georgetown location will include a mini farmers market. (via Washingtonian)