WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

• Congress is afraid of women’s shoulders. (via CBS)

• There’s a bee colony on top of D.C.’s wastewater treatment plant. Man, I can’t wait until the bee population goes back up and I can go back to hating them without feeling bad. (via Post)
• In other good news, violent crime is down… for now. (via WTOP)
• A new ride share service is taking over Arlington and it’s offering free trips. Also, it’s called Sprynt because everything is bad. (via Post)

• I can almost guarantee you wont be able to get into Daikaya’s next pop up. (via City Paper)
• Food deserts are real, and so are gym deserts. (via DC Policy Center)
• The Women’s March organizers plan their next protest at the NRA headquarters in Fairfax. (via DCist)

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Thursday 10/26

wellRED Comedy @ DC Improv

$25

The liberal rednecks are returning to DC. And as they put it, "thereʼs a New South and weʼre coming to claim it." Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan and Corey Ryan Forrester are comedy writing partners with a bunch of viral videos to their names. They’re also top-notch stand-up comics who have been barnstorming their way around the country to bring laughs to their fans in person.

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• Chef Scott Drewno’s newest project opens today, and we’re already drooling. (via ChiKo)
• Speaking of food, Sweetgreen’s newest Georgetown location will include a mini farmers market. (via Washingtonian)