WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- RIP Town (via Blade)
- The Metro is staying open until midnight on July 4th but I highly recommend you stay as far away from it as possible. It’s always packed with tourists that night and it’s always the worst. (via Post)
- We did it, guys! D.C. and Baltimore drivers are the worst drivers in the country! We won! (via WTOP)
- A man got attacked with an ax outside of the Metro because life is a slasher movie. (via Post)
- If you want to have nightmares, read this story on whether a London-esque apartment fire could happen in D.C. (via WAMU)
- Also, Megabuses keep crashing on H Street and no one knows why (PS – It’s because Megabus is the worst). (via GGW)
- White Supremacy posters have appeared in Bloomingdale because the world is a vampire. (via City Paper)
- D.C. residents can now get gender neutral drivers licenses! (via Fox5)
- And we get a brand new art venue. What a good week. (via DCMD)
- Can D.C.’s Caliburger scratch your In-N-Out itch? (via DC Refined)
- If you have some time, Bardo got in a Twitter fight with some local bikers and it is very amusing. (via DCist)