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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • A man got aggressively pepper sprayed at the Gallery Place Metro station this morning. (via DCist)
  • Surprise, Metro’s train schedules are as broken as everything else. (via GGW)

  • Also, Metro bus and rail fare increased this morning. (via NBC)
  • A Giant employee stabbed another Giant employee with the knife they use to cut the watermelons. This is officially the craziest story of the day. (via Post)
  • A $6 million biking / walking path has opened in NW. (via NBC)

  • Water parks are dumb and gross but here are the parks closest to our dear city. (via Washingtonian)
  • There’s a pole vault set up downtown because this is part city part fever dream. (via DCist)
  • D.C. chefs can’t stop sous-vide-ing things. (via WTOP)

  • There will be four different music venues in The Wharf and I am not mad about it. (via BisNow)
  • Get ready to be wet again! (via WJLA)