A password will be e-mailed to you.

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Spoiler alert for life: everyone loves dogs. (via DC Refined)
  • Kojo goes in on D.C.’s rash of nooses. (via WAMU)
  • Unicorn Toast is a thing that you can buy at Union Market and I truly do not have the energy to give you a hot take about it. I’m sure there are plenty of them on Twitter. Pick one of those. (via Washingtonian)

  • I know this kind of common sense is difficult for many of us, but try not to cut off buses. (via NBC)
  • In more fun news, a man was arrested for exposing himself on the Blue line. (via WUSA9)
  • In legit fun news, look at this baby eagle! Look at that tiny lil bag of feathers! (via WTOP)

  • If you’re only going to leave your house one day this week, choose today. (via Post)
  • Get ready for another go-go movie! (via Afro)
  • Is craft beer sabotaging itself? (via Eater)

  • Speaking of beer, here are your best bets if you want to get drunk and watch the Comey hearing. (via DCist)
  • Super excited about the new Wawa? So excited you’re counting down the  days? Here are some sweet updates.