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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • CaliBurger is giving away free burgers and fries at their NoMa location today (via DCist)
  • No one in D.C. can spell ninety. We’re all dumb! (via DCist)

  • An armed man was arrested inside of the Trump Hotel. (via NBC)
  • In much lighter news, some local kids are in the National Spelling Bee. Hope they don’t get the word Ninety. (via NBC)
  • And local handsome boy Bryce Harper has been suspended for four games. (via Fox)

  • Truxton Circle neighbors have come together to march against crime. (via NBC)
  • Our favorite restaurateur is moving to Disney World (take us with youuuuuu). (via WBJ)

  • Here’s a lil more info on the doughnut shop / speakeasy that’s coming to Shaw. (via Washingtonian)
  • The Purple Line is dying a slow and painful death right before our very eyes. (via WAMU)