DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
jenntisdale | May 25, 2017 | 3:30PM |

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Pi Pizzeria is giving away FREE PIZZA to journalists today because they keep getting the emotional, and now physical, shit kicked out of them. (via Twitter)
  • Someone call Anne Rice because D.C. finally has its own vampire! (via WJLA)

  • College campuses are becoming even MORE bigoted/violent. Sigh. (via WAMU)
  • This just in: Christian school being shitty towards a pregnant girl! CRAZY IF TRUE. (via Washington Post)

  • Hungover at Union Station, about to get on a bus/train? Soon you can drown yourself in CAVA. (via City Paper)
  • Speaking of food (always)…Chinatown is getting a new Indian restaurant! (via Popville)

  • Here are the best times to leave for Memorial Day. Hint: now. (via NBC4)