WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- A TV near the Chipotle at Union Station started playing porn yesterday. (via DCist)
- It’s going to be gross tomorrow! And the next day! Welcome to summer! (via Post)
- And five orange line metro stations are going to be closed for a full month because Metro doesn’t want you to be happy. (via WUSA9)
- Let’s project something onto the Trump Hotel every night. It will never stop being funny. (via Post)
- Something good happened at a local university! (via WAMU)
- There’s a cute little duck ramp at the Capitol reflecting pool and I am very into it. (via NBC)
- A pizza place in Delaware delivered to a stranded Amtrak train. I can barely get anyone to deliver to my NE home. (via Post)
- The cicadas are coming back! Get ready to see those gross little monsters every where. (via WUSA9)
- Cork Wine Bar is not having the best month. (via Washingtonian)
- Spotluck is soaking up that sweet cash. (via WBJ)
- The Will Ferrell pop-up bar is here and all of your favorite Anchorman quotes are now drink names. (via DCist)
- I hope none of your packages were on this truck!