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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • A TV near the Chipotle at Union Station started playing porn yesterday. (via DCist)
  • It’s going to be gross tomorrow! And the next day! Welcome to summer! (via Post)

  • And five orange line metro stations are going to be closed for a full month because Metro doesn’t want you to be happy. (via WUSA9)
  • Let’s project something onto the Trump Hotel every night. It will never stop being funny. (via Post)
  • Something good happened at a local university! (via WAMU)
  • There’s a cute little duck ramp at the Capitol reflecting pool and I am very into it. (via NBC)

  • A pizza place in Delaware delivered to a stranded Amtrak train. I can barely get anyone to deliver to my NE home. (via Post)
  • The cicadas are coming back! Get ready to see those gross little monsters every where. (via WUSA9)
  • Cork Wine Bar is not having the best month. (via Washingtonian)