WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Get free food at the Halal Guys opening tomorrow.
- Right wing dance parties are just as bad as you would expect. (via New Yorker)
- Funeral therapy dogs are a real thing I cannot stop thinking about. All funeral homes should have dogs. All places I have ever cried should have dogs. Just give me a dog. (via WUSA9)
- Here’s another animal related thing that is going to make you cry! (via NBC4)
- And another! (via NBC4)
- D.C. is looking for more medical marijuana doctors. (via WAMU)
- Virginia Grohl talks about what it’s like to raise a rock star / adorable human like Dave Grohl. (via Washingtonian)
- Aldi is remodeling all of their D.C. area grocery stores. (via WTOP)
- The Fried Rice Collective (Scott Drewno, Danny Lee and Drew Kim) will open their first restaurant, Chiko, on Barracks Row. (via City Paper)
- According to Washingtonian, these are the restaurants only D.C. natives love.
- Well, this could have really gone poorly.
- And this is the most disgusting article you’ll read all day. If you’re eating, just ate, or are about to eat, I’d steer clear.
