WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- AU is offering $100 dollars to anyone who has information about the people who hung the banana nooses. (via WAMU)
- Also, they’ve been kicking reporters off campus. (via Washingtonian)
- In fact, we might as well rename this column DC Noose.
- More about the restaurant that’s replacing The Shaw Bijou. (via City Paper)
- What does Metro mean when they say, ‘Safety First’? (via WAMU)
- Your guide to the Funk Parade.
- And while you’re at it, check out Sietsema’s spring dining guide.
- The guy behind Fyre Festival also promised D.C. a free Ja Rule concert and never delivered. Maybe that should have been our first clue? (via DCist)
- WeWork is opening two more locations in D.C. (via DC Inno)
- D.C.’s least dangerous (yet most unhelpful) transportation system is probably going to be expanded. (via WTOP)
- It’s gonna be rainy as fuuuuuuck tomorrow. (via Post)
- So make sure to grab a free Lyft home after you’re done getting trashed on Margaritas. (via WTOP)
