WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Don’t leave your house this weekend! Just don’t! (via DCist)
- AU has released footage of the people who hung the banana nooses on school grounds. (via Post)
- In good news (and we definitely need it) there’s probably going to be less stink bugs this year. (via WTOP)
- There are a bunch of plantation ruins near DCA. (via Atlas Obscura)
- The fight for the Purple Line is ongoing. (via WAMU)
- Ticketmaster is selling a bunch of $20 tickets to see artists like Future, Skepta, and (ugh) Incubus. (via DCMD)
- Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, avocado prices are more expensive than ever. (via Post)
- Teeny tiny micro units are coming to Dupont. (via Bisnow)
- Your long read of the day.
