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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • It looks like this column has essentially become a list of ways my alma mater can embarrass me. Way to go AU.
  • There’s a sports ball called G.O.A.T. opening in Clarendon because of course there is. (via DC Refined)

  • Big Bear is expanding which means you’ll have more room to drink coffee and cocktails and eat their very good breakfast sandwiches. (via WBJ)
  • A French diner is taking over the old Piratz Tavern space. Hopefully they have better luck than Quarry House / the pirates. (via Bethesda Magazine)
  • In the midst of SafeTrack, Metro’s board is worried Metro has become even less safe than it was before. (via WAMU)

  • For those of us who didn’t go to the WHCD, here’s what happened.
  • D.C. smells this time of year, but it has nothing to do with the swamp. (via Post)

  • Here’s a little more information about the GW student who is suing Trump. (via GW Hatchet)
  • Speaking of the president, here’s how local theaters are dealing with his administration. (via WAMU)
  • Provision 14 has redecorated and according to City Paper it looks like, “…finding Christian Grey’s bedroom inside a bank vault inside a Medieval castle.” AKA a fuck dungeon. It looks like a fuck dungeon.