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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • It’s gross out. Treat yourself to some coffee.
  • If you’re downtown right now (and some of you have to be) watch out for White Collar Crime Risk Zones! They’re everywhere! (via DCist)
  • Beyonce launched her own Formation scholarship at Howard University. Please tell me that means Beyonce is going to be coming to D.C. more often. Please. (via DCist)

  • Police, fire and emergency crews are holding a full scale terrorist attack exercise tomorrow, so you know, don’t freak the fuck out. (via Post)
  • The Woodley Park murder house has been demolished. (via NBC)
  • Four more cannabis activists were arrested yesterday. (via WTOP)
  • Mason Dixie Biscuit Co. is changing their hours after having a hard time keeping up with demand (via City Paper)