WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Everyone is getting high as hell tomorrow. Happy 4/20 Eve! (via Post)
- Speaking of the high holiday (GET IT? GET IT?!), here are some of the best ways to celebrate in D.C.
- The National Building Museum has released their bonkers summer exhibit and it is bonkers in the best way. Goddamn I love the Building Museum. (via Post)
- The most D.C. thing to ever happen, happened. (via Fox 5)
- Here is your feel good story of the day. It’s important to remember that not everything is garbage.
- Guys. This pollen. I can’t take this fucking pollen any more. It feels like everything I touch has a dusty sheen of pollen. NBC has some maybe solutions, but I feel like never leaving my house again is the real solution.
- Your sick vanity plate (I see you out there) will now read Washington, D.C. instead of the District of Columbia. (via WAMU)
- The Hilton Bros are opening a summer camp themed bar (second times a charm!) on 9th and U St. (via City Paper)
- The Funk Parade lineup is here! Hell yeah Funk Parade!
- DGS is getting a new menu and a new chef. (via Washingtonian)
- The Midlands doesn’t want your kids making their bar lame and they 100% have my support. Not that they need it. Or care. (via POPville)