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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • City paper had a Hawaiian born baker rank all of Poke Papa’s poke. (via City Paper)
  • Another ice cream place is coming to 14th Street. (via Washingtonian)
  • WJLA is having a rough week… but not as rough as that poor doctor. (via DCist)

  • A woman was stabbed on the V4 bus. Which sounds terrible, but is probably still better than being on a Metro car that’s on fire. (via Fox 5)
  • Metro’s GM has heard your complaints about the white paint, and he’s willing to come to a compromise. I hope the compromise involves lighting the entire system on fire. (via Post)

  • Speaking of Metro, they’re closing the Greenbelt station for a month during the next SafeTrack surge. (via NBC)
  • A single person in D.C. spends an average of $1,788 on dating. Hot damn. Where are you guys going? (via Post)