WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- DCMJ is giving away free weed to hill staffers on 4/20 because they understand that the quickest way to a persons heart is a well rolled joint. (via DCist)
- What if the Purple Line is just a figment of our sad and desperate imaginations? (via WAMU)
- Ben’s Chili Bowl has a temporary Wizards mural painted on the side and it looks really damn good. (via Post)
- NeighborhoodX attempts to chart D.C.’s gentrification. (via Curbed)
- The Post is holding a Weather Night with the Capital Weather Gang because it knows what we crave.
- Here are the best off the menu options D.C. has to offer. This is not like the Starbucks “secret menu.” This shit is actually good. (via Zagat)
- PG County gets their first every Whole Foods. What a time to be alive. (via WJLA)
- Nat Geo’s headquarters may become a historical landmark. (via Curbed)
- A Maryland man won the lottery at twice at the exact same convenience store. Can someone who can math give me the odds on that? (via Post)
- Further proof that Virginia is bad. (via WAMU)
- Fuck this shit.
- This is your long(ish) read of the day.
