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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • D.C. Police are busting people for selling $20 worth of weed because I guess nothing else of note is going on in this city. (via US News)
  • A Hello Kitty truck is rolling into the city, if you’re into it. (via DCist)

  • A local man was arrested twice in two days for exposing himself on the Metro. Sir! What the hell are you thinking? Why? Stop. Just Stop!!! (via Post)
  • Not everyone likes the 7000-series Metro cars… (via Post)
  • Also we’re definitely not getting automated trains anytime soon. (via WAMU)

  • The white paint hot takes keep on rolling in. (via Fox 5)
  • The Zoo has 12 new cheetah cubs and hot damn are they adorable. (via Washingtonian)
  • A French wine bar is coming to Brookland. (via City Paper)

  • Fuck Starbucks, drink here instead.
  • And Arlington Magazine has a helpful guide of where to eat and drink in Baltimore just in case you trust a Virginian magazine’s opinions about a city in Maryland.