WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- D.C. Police are busting people for selling $20 worth of weed because I guess nothing else of note is going on in this city. (via US News)
- A Hello Kitty truck is rolling into the city, if you’re into it. (via DCist)
- A local man was arrested twice in two days for exposing himself on the Metro. Sir! What the hell are you thinking? Why? Stop. Just Stop!!! (via Post)
- Not everyone likes the 7000-series Metro cars… (via Post)
- Also we’re definitely not getting automated trains anytime soon. (via WAMU)
- The white paint hot takes keep on rolling in. (via Fox 5)
- The Zoo has 12 new cheetah cubs and hot damn are they adorable. (via Washingtonian)
- A French wine bar is coming to Brookland. (via City Paper)
- Fuck Starbucks, drink here instead.
- And Arlington Magazine has a helpful guide of where to eat and drink in Baltimore just in case you trust a Virginian magazine’s opinions about a city in Maryland.