WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- The only video you need to watch today (fuck that Pepsi ad) is this one.
- This beautiful weather is not going to last because we’re not allowed to be happy. (via Post)
- Metro admits it fucked up. (via DCist)
- Apparently opening day was not as fun as all those sunny Instagrams lead you to believe. (via WTOP)
- American Airlines wouldn’t let a local cellist fly with his cello because classical music is a danger to society. I guess. (via WJLA)
- Would a $2 flat fee save Metro from imploding? (via WAMU)
- A local man finished the Barkley Marathons! If you haven’t watched The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young on Netflix you’re fucking up. I hate running and I still love that documentary dearly. (via WUSA9)
- Someone managed to get engaged in 30 seconds or less at the Kusama exhibit. (via Washingtonian)
- Mirabelle has a $26 sandwich, which should come as a surprise to no one considering it is a fancy restaurant very close to the White House. (via Post)
- More Checkers are coming to the D.C. area, which means more bomb ass curly fries! (via WBJ)
