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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are paying a cool $15,000 a month to rent their Kalorama home. (via WSJ)
  • It’s Equal Pay Day and a bunch of businesses in the area are offering 20% off in recognition of that pesky old pay gap. (via Lean In)
  • Another fun reminder that people are bad and terrible. (via McClatchy DC)
  • In much more fun news, here’s a look at some vintage D.C. cocktail menus. (via Washingtonian)

  • Here are apparently more reasons why you should be upset about Metro painting Union Station. I love brutalism more than the next person, but I do not have enough energy to continue to be mad at Metro for every single thing. (via WAMU)
  • A new SW apartment building offers rooftop views into Nats Park. (via WBJ)
  • Mason Dixie’s new restaurant is going to have a drive thru and an expanded menu. (via City Paper)

  • People fucking love reading books here! (via DCist)
  • And Potholepalooza is back. That name will never stop making me laugh. (via NBC)
  • Not to mention, Union Market’s Drive-In series begins this weekend. (via DCist)

  • If you want to watch a person open a champagne bottle with a sword, Eater has your back.
  • Poke Papa is opening this week if you’re into that. (via POPville)