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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • This woman wont stop scaling the White House fence. (via Post)
  • Hillary Clinton is speaking at Georgetown on Friday. (via DCist)
  • Living in the same neighborhood as Ivanka Trump is a nightmare. (via CBS)

  • Speaking of Trump, the Trump mobile came back this weekend and it promptly broke down on H Street, blocking our beloved streetcar. (via POPville)
  • Alex Jones apologized for Pizzagate. The only possible explanation to this is that we’ve slipped into an alternate universe. (via WAMU)

  • GoldLink has a new album and it is jam packed with other D.C. artists. (via DCMD)
  • A new Italian restaurant is open in Adams Morgan. It’s called Rosario and the pictures make it look damn cozy. (via Washingtonian)
  • In more food news, Espita is celebrating their first full year. I hope we have many more years of mezcal cocktails to come. (via Eater)

  • DCRefined has your biking brewery tour all planned out. Just don’t get too drunk.
  • 14th Street might be finally getting an express bus. (via GGW)
  • Maryland may start ticketing drivers that go slow in the left lane. (via WTOP)
  • NYC’s High Line architects are attempting to make the C&O Canal cool again. (via Post)