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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • The Post showed off those investigative chops with a look behind the scenes of The Real Housewives of the Potomac.
  • A new Maryland bill cripples breweries because fun is bad. (via City Paper)

  • The Funk Parade headliners have been announced and it looks fucking great. (via DCMD)
  • A lot of people try to sneak into Derek Brown’s Cherry Blossom PUB. Like so many people. (via Washingtonian)
  • Spoiler alert! If Trump defunds the National Endowments for the Arts and Humanities it would be bad for D.C. artists! (via Washingtonian)

  • A 93 year-old sculptor got his first gallery show! (via DCist)
  • A food incubator is coming to Brookland! I love food. (via WBJ)
  • I knew we said it was never going to happen, but Ivy City really is becoming a thing. (via DCist)