WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- The Post showed off those investigative chops with a look behind the scenes of The Real Housewives of the Potomac.
- A new Maryland bill cripples breweries because fun is bad. (via City Paper)
- The Funk Parade headliners have been announced and it looks fucking great. (via DCMD)
- A lot of people try to sneak into Derek Brown’s Cherry Blossom PUB. Like so many people. (via Washingtonian)
- Spoiler alert! If Trump defunds the National Endowments for the Arts and Humanities it would be bad for D.C. artists! (via Washingtonian)
- A 93 year-old sculptor got his first gallery show! (via DCist)
- A food incubator is coming to Brookland! I love food. (via WBJ)
- I knew we said it was never going to happen, but Ivy City really is becoming a thing. (via DCist)
- 4,500 new residential units are coming to Union Market in a full on development blitz. (via UrbanTurf)
- These are the best places to go see poetry and spoken word performances, if you’re into it. (via Curbed)
- D.C. could be getting a Wegman’s. (via WBJ)
- This is your heartwarming story of the day.