WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- There’s a 40% chance of snow this weekend because it’s 2017 and nothing makes sense anymore. (via Post)
- A Metro fare hike is inevitable. How long until Metro is more expensive than getting a Lyft? (via NBC)
- Someone is driving around the city shooting paint balls at randos. And by someone I mean a 12 year-old. (via Fox 5)
- Male trees are fucking up your sinuses. (via GGW)
- Speaking of gender, here are the women owned businesses you should support tomorrow / all the time. (via Washingtonian)
- Dacha is coming to Nats Park! Does Nats park has better food / booze options than most places. (via WBJ)
- There’s also a bowling alley coming! Cosmic bowling forever. (via Urban Turf)
- City Paper has a conversation with World Central Kitchen.
- There are dumb haiku signs popping up all over downtown. (via Washingtonian)
