WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • There’s a 40% chance of snow this weekend because it’s 2017 and nothing makes sense anymore. (via Post)

  • A Metro fare hike is inevitable. How long until Metro is more expensive than getting a Lyft? (via NBC)
  • Someone is driving around the city shooting paint balls at randos. And by someone I mean a 12 year-old. (via Fox 5)
  • Male trees are fucking up your sinuses. (via GGW)

  • Speaking of gender, here are the women owned businesses you should support tomorrow / all the time. (via Washingtonian)
  • Dacha is coming to Nats Park! Does Nats park has better food / booze options than most places. (via WBJ)

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