WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Someone already broke the Kusama exhibition. (via ArtNet)
- The world continues to be a vampire. (via Post)
- Local cannabis activists are definitely for sure all gonna go meet up and smoke at the White House. (via DCist)
- Fort Reno needs your help. Again. (via DCMD)
- It’s Chef Uribe’s last day at Toki Underground and no one is replacing him. (via City Paper)
- Eater highlights all of the Mardi Gras specials in the city.
- And DC Refined shows you where you can get rainbow, unicorn themed foods around D.C.
- Federal employees love watching porn while they’re at work. (via DCist)
- While other people prefer to sit together in a group while pretending to be alone. (via WTOP)
- Happy birthday, Streetcar! You’re essentially useless but we love you anyway. (via NBC)