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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • This is the best version of detention I’ve ever heard. (via Post)
  • Locals talk about whether or not they deleted Uber… and why. (via WAMU)
  • There’s a meth ring afoot! (via Post)
  • D.C. chefs are becoming more and more like mad scientists everyday. (via City Paper)

  • It’s still almost impossible to grab tickets to the African American History Museum. (via DCist)
  • The Trump campaign spent $219,000 at Trump restaurants during the election. This is the least shocking news I’ve read all week. (via Eater)
  • Jared and Ivanka had dinner at RPM Italian and people are both mad and not mad about it. (via Post)

  • Have you been killing it on Tinder recently? Thrillist has a list of the best dating spots in D.C.
  • Also, Sherry is doing very well in D.C. Proving that Mockingbird Hill was ahead of its time. (via DCist)