WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- The Zoo needs your help. Keep an eye out for this little baby.
A female bobcat has escaped. Bobcats are not known to be aggressive to humans. Sighting call 202.633.7362 https://t.co/7Y5cmCEkpp pic.twitter.com/QLM6Im7418
— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 30, 2017
- Government employees are going wild on Twitter. And by going wild I mean rightfully complaining about the state of the US. (via WUSA)
- A bunch of D.C. residents heard a mystery blast last night. Spoooooooky. (via Post)
- If you don’t agree with Metro raising fares and cutting bus lines, they’re having a hearing tonight. (via GGW)
- DGS Delicatessen is hosting a bagel pop up from 7 a.m. to 11 a.m. during the weekdays, just in case you’re nearby and feel a deep critical need for Bullfrog bagels. (via City Paper)
- Police are searching for a woman who lit someones hair on fire during inauguration day. What the fuck. (via DCist)
- A bartender in Bowie killed two of his coworkers and injured a third over the weekend. (via WJLA)
- The Nationals are searching for new people to be the weird top-heavy racing presidents. (via NBC)
