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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Don’t get used to this perfect brilliant weather. (via Post)
  • DC Music Download is throwing its first ever music festival and it sounds awesome. (via DCMD)
  • Remember that man who scaled the White House fence with an American flag cape? He’s not going to jail. I guess we really can do whatever we want now. There are no rules in 2017. (via NBC)

  • A new express bus is coming! (via GGW)
  • Speaking of buses, there are hundreds more coming for the Women’s March than the inauguration. (via NBC)

  • City Paper would like you to meet the marchers.
  • Remember that “free” Planned Parenthood show at the 9:30 Club? You were never actually going to be able to get tickets. (via DCist)

  • Speaking of PP, a local restaurant is serving a Golden Showers burger. (via Washingtonian)
  • The Florida Avenue Grill refuses to close. (via Post)
  • And Brent Kroll’s wine bar is coming to Shaw sooner than you’d think. (via City Paper)