WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

• Eat the Rich will keep up its Stranger Things decorations for a little while longer. We get it. We’re too lazy to take down our Christmas tree too. (via Washingtonian)

• Uber is sharing its data with D.C. so we can all learn a little bit more about traffic. (via WBJ)
• Young Rapids and The El Mansouris are breaking up. We’ll miss you crazy kids. (via DCMD)

• A very rare bird died in the museum. Maybe it was really sad about David Bowie? (via Post)
• Mayor Bowser is pushing back on the policy that takes away driver licenses from drug offenders. (via DCist)

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Thursday 09/28

Bert Kreischer @ DC Improv

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The Bert Kreischer party train keeps picking up speed. Thanks to a Rolling Stone profile, he finished college at Florida State with a reputation as the country’s biggest party animal. He spun that into TV hosting gigs and a stand-up comedy career. Bert is always on the hunt for adventure, and he loves sharing his experiences on stage. He wrote a best-selling memoir in recent years, and his 2016 Showtime special was a smash hit.

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• The road closures are coming. (via WBJ)
• DCist has a list of all the best winter CSAs if you’re still trying to adhere to your new years resolutions.
• Warren Rojas is the new editor of Eater DC.