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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • A violin case filled with weapons was found in the Potomac because we’re living in a Lemony Snicket novel. (via Fox)
  • “Snow” is coming. Maybe. (via Capital Weather Gang)

  • Two contractors are claiming they still haven’t been paid by Trump after the work they did on his D.C. hotel. Color me surprised. (via Post)
  • Speaking of our soon to be president, the cheapest cocktail at Trump hotel is now $24 because the world is a vampire. (via Washingtonian)

  • There’s also a brand new “Trump Tour of Washington.” I mean whatever. (via WBJ)
  • SafeTrack is on pause, but that doesn’t mean the Metro is running like a real city’s public transportation should. (via WAMU)

  • Get excited for these cheap food options coming to DC in 2017. (via Post)
  • Politics & Prose is throwing a series of teach-in’s with some pretty cool guests. (via DCist)