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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Here’s a fun reminder that the only reason to go to the inauguration is for the free weed. (via Times)
  • Speaking of the inauguration, these restaurants are donating the money they’ll make that weekend to some great local charities. (via DCist)

  • In other good news, the Women’s March is gearing up to be the biggest inauguration protest. (via Post)
  • The old Holzbeierlein Bakery (right next to the Wonderbread building) may become a mixed use space sometime soon. (via City Paper)

  • Ivanka Trump and the Obama’s are going to share a neighborhood. I hope we see the same kind of low-key protests / shenanigans that have been happening in Chevy Chase. (via Washingtonian)
  • Things got heated between a bar owner and a yelper. I will never side with a yelper. Even if you’re leaving a bar review because a waiter killed your spouse, you’re probably a prick. (via City Paper)

  • Those 7000 Metro cars are fun and shiny, but they’re also slightly infuriating. (via GGW)
  • Your best pal Paul Ryan is going to be at GW next week. (via GW Hatchet)

  • Another steakhouse is coming to downtown. Just what absolutely none of us wanted! (via WBJ)
  • An anaconda was found in a toilet in Arlington. Happy 2017! (via WTOP)