WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- I guess local news matters after all.
- In 2020, your phone will be your Metro card. Welcome to the future. Don’t let your phone die!
- In more future news, self-driving cars have begun their DMV takeover. These are your gods now.
- Walter Reed is definitely getting a Whole Foods. The abandoned Whole Foods on Wisconsin weeps gently.
- RIP Clarendon Ballroom.
- If Virginia beats us to 100% legal weed I swear to god…
- Upcoming Capitol Hill super restaurant The Roost will also be getting a sushi joint. I’m calling all food halls super restaurants from now on.
- And Adams Morgan is getting a three level super restaurant filled with udon, shabu shabu and more.
- Say goodbye to Smith Commons and hello to Milk & Honey.
- We’re winding down 2019 the right way… with a garbage fire.
