DC News You Can (Maybe) Use

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

• VOTE AND THEN PARTY

• There was a fire near 17th and M but everything is fine now. (via POPville)

High angle rescue in progress – 1100 15th St NW. Patient fell about 20 feet below grade at construction site. pic.twitter.com/0KN8pCuQMy

— DC Fire and EMS (@dcfireems) November 8, 2016

• SafeTrack continues to suck in so many different ways. (via Washingtonian)

• We should all get into the bike rental business. (via WJLA)
• The new Colada Shop location is going to open in January. (via Eater)
• Spend your weekend eating free rolled ice cream. (via Borderstan)
• Are tasting menus even worth it? Will they bring me as much joy as eating pizza in bed? (Probably not). (via Washingtonian)