WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- Metro is just like your emotionally manipulative ex. (via Post)
- Speaking of Metro, here’s a fun list of the weirdest Metro delays. (via Washingtonian)
- Bill Murray is maybe pro-statehood? (via Post)
- Anthony Bourdain is in D.C. Can’t you just feel the “trying hard to be a cool dad” vibes? (via City Paper)
- There’s going to be a ceremonial burning on the Mall. Again. (via DCist)
- A lot of D.C.’s population doesn’t live by the Metro. (via GGW)
- One of the National Zoo’s Andean bears died. (via DCist)
- Role-playing at an airport is a bad idea. (via NBC)
