WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- In bad and terrible Metro news, the 20 stations they want to close during off peak hours would mostly affect people of color. (via Post)
- Clownmania has reached its peak, Nightmare on M Street is banning clown costumes. (via Washingtonian)
- People are always so much dumber than you think they’re going to be. (via WAMU)
- We’re the third most rat infested city in America! Woooooo! (via WJLA)
- There’s a hug pool in Bethesda that’s only for model ships. Weird! (via DCist)
- Here are some spooky places in D.C. where you can feel spooky and scary. (via Washingtonian)
- Henry’s Soul Cafe may be coming back soon. (via Borderstan)
- H Street gets a mythology themed restaurant with a killer fry selection. (via DCist)