WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- The Washington Monument’s elevator is having a rough day. (via NBC)
- Nick Cannon is going to Howard. As a student. (via DCist)
- There’s a new bao food truck! Drive it directly into my mouth, please. (via City Paper)
- Drake doesn’t know anything about go-go. (via DCMD)
- Shophouse has wraps now. (via Washingtonian)
- U Street is getting a TaKorean. (via WBJ)
- Bullfrog Bagels is getting opening another location. (via POPville)
- The Post takes a long hard look at the Mall. (via Post)