WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- Holiday Inn is making it easier for you to eat your own face. (via DCist)
- Metro has no idea when it will get around to fixing the chillers at Dupont or Farragut North. (via Borderstan)
- Speaking of Metro, WTOP talks to the man with the worst job in D.C.
- Everyone got pregnant during Snowzilla. (via Post)
- People are bad forever! Everything is garbage. (via DCist)
- Wegmans is not coming to D.C. You’re going to have to continue driving into the suburbs to get the best grocery store sushi around. (via WBJ)
- Jonah Kim and Mike Isabella broke up. (via City Paper)
- There’s a free drag king workshop at Bier Baron this weekend. (via Borderstan)
- Last nights storm tore a roof off a building. (via NBC)
- Zagat has your next meal at Casolare all planned out.
- You should not be spending 60% of your income on rent, and yet… (via Urban Turf)
