WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- Our Police Chief is quitting to join the NFL. (via City Paper)
- Just don’t take the red line this weekend. (via DCist)
- Speaking of the Metro, it’s not looking so hot. (via WAMU)
- D.C. Chefs imagine the horror that could be our cities dining scene under Trump. (via Food Republic)
- In good food news, Bad Saint is the second best new restaurant in the US. (via Bon Appetit)
- Restaurant Week is not kind to our vegetarian friends. (via Washingtonian)
- Remember the gross rabbi that was secretly recording women? He’s getting sued for $100 million. (via WTOP)
- U Street is getting a brand new gay bar! (via Borderstan)
- There’s fecal bacteria in our rivers. (via City Paper)
- DCMD catalogues the best local music to come out this year. Or at least, so far.
- Anyway, forget all of that. Just look at these cute pandas. (via Post)